First things first, find something not too terrible to eat. We recommend the local berries, they are fine.
Next, locate a shelter that won't make you want to cry yourself to sleep every night. Look for something sturdy, like an old shed, or a hollow log.
Don't forget water! Find a stream or a river, but watch out for the alligators. They're a real pain in the neck.
Fire is life, or so we've heard. Use a lighter, unless you're one of those fancy people with a bow and arrow, then use that. We won't judge.
Make sure it's not too close to any flammable things, like your pants or your hair. We've all been there.
You're probably not alone. Like that one time when you left your phone at home. But for now, let's assume you are. Look for other humans, like those nice people who like to hike.
Catch up with them, but don't be a creep. We don't want any awkward encounters.